Stess-Balled

I’ve had enough of you. I’ve been your secretary here for nearly seven years. In all that time, you’ve only ever given me the cost-of-living raises, you know, the ones mandated by HR. Despite all that I’ve done for you. I’ve saved this company over and over again. If it weren’t for me, your habit of forgetting important meetings would have lost every client you ever got.

And I’ve even done things outside of work! Got your dry cleaning, took your dog to the vet, I even picked up your ‘side chick’ from the airport and covered for you with your wife!

So before you get mad about your current… predicament, remember all of that. I’m sick of it all, and I’m taking matters into my own hands. Ha! In my own hands! That will make more sense once you realize what happened to you. I transformed you into a squish toy for my desk! So I can literally hold you in my hand!

You still look like a human, though I had to change your physical features a bit. After the CEO goes missing, it would be pretty weird if I had a toy on my desk that looks exactly like him! So the details are a bit weird, but you’re basically a clay-like figure, almost like the ones they use in stop-motion animation. The only difference is that you will slowly reform into your original shape once I squish you.

Let’s test it, shall we? Hmm… what should I do with you? Oh, I got it! Let’s just press your face into your crotch, make it look like you’re sucking your own dick! Haha, that looks hilarious! Oh, I wonder if I could force your head up your own ass… That would be something to see! But for now, this is fine.

Now you’ll get to see what it’s like to be the punching bag, to be humiliated over and over by an imposing figure that has all the power. Since you can’t talk, no one will ever know that my little stress toy is actually the horrible boss. I don’t think anyone will miss you, no one really liked you around here after all.

Maybe I’ll even tell some of the other girls around the office about you. It would be fun to put their heads together on how best to humiliate you… Maybe we can spread you out over my chair, sit on you for a day. Or maybe I could flatten you out and use you as a doormat. Hmmm, so many good options! I really do look forward to messing you, I wonder how far I can stretch you? I know you won’t break, the magic won’t allow for that to happen! So you’ll live forever, nothing more than my little toy…

But for now, just sit there and suck your own pathetic little dick. You’ll just have to watch me run your company, and do a better job of it too! Eventually I’ll get the news that you disappeared. I’ll have to remember to act surprised…