Bush-Wacked

You really didn’t think I saw you over there? Really? When you were watching me from your bedroom window, you had the light on! You know what happens when you turn a light on in a room when it’s dark outside? It lights up your room like you’re on stage.

I could see you staring at me clear as day. And I get it, I really do, most men, and a lot of women too, love looking at my body. But that doesn’t give you the right to peep on me. And when you set up that camera to look into my bathroom window, you crossed the line. There are plenty of websites where you can look at naked women, you don’t get to look into my house when I’m coming out of the shower.

So I bet you’re wondering why you feel weird. At least I think you feel weird, I’ve never been transformed into a topiary bush before, so it’s hard to say! I know you are alive and aware, but I don’t know exactly how much. So I’ll explain your situation. I had a witch friend of mine transform you into a topiary bush, you know, those bushes that are perfectly trimmed and shaped into objects?

You’re in my backyard, but I have you facing away from the house, so you won’t ever be able to see into my home again. So I hope you savored the last time you saw me naked, because it will be the last time you ever get to see that.

And since you like women so much, I chose that form for you. So now you get to live out your days in my backyard, your wood and pine needle body the spitting image of a sexy naked woman. But now that I see what you became, I’m not sure this form suits you so much. Maybe I could trim down your chest a bit to make you look like a man.

I wonder what that would do to you? I would be cutting away a part of you. Would it hurt? Would you lose some of your mind? I bet it would hurt, like a part of your body is being cut away. But would it be like cutting off the equivalent part? Or is your body so mixed up in there that it would be something completely different?

It’s all so exciting figuring all of this out with you! I’ve never actually had anyone come under the effects of this spell. Over the next few days I plan to explore your new reality. I'll stroke your body here, maybe give you a little clip here, just to see what it does to you.

Maybe eventually I’ll try to form you into a different shape, maybe into the shape of man to remind you of what you will never be. Though if I did that, I would probably just chop your little peepee off for fun!